How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!

GOOD

MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES

OF AMERICA

....



Press

'1' for English.

Press

'2' to disconnect until you learn to speak English



And

remember only two defining forces have ever

Offered to die

for you,

Jesus

Christ



And

the American Soldier.



One

died for your soul,



The

other for your freedom.